NASCAR gang wars

It's the weekend and Nascar time for the gear heads.Today's Nascar is packaged for mass consumption.Emotionally neutral drones driving 'round and 'round.Yawn.It wasn't always like that.Nascar drivers were the original gangstas.At the 1979 Daytona 500,which was the first time a Nascar race had been televised live from flag to flag,there was a brawl at the end of the race.Most of the nation was watching due to a huge snowstorm on the east coast. On the last lap,a bloods vs.crips turf war erupted. Cale(Switchblade) Yarbrough rolled up on Bobby(Big Moneys) Allison and began flashing gang signs.While looking for his handgun,Bobby's car wiggled, and he got into Cale. They both wrecked and began to gang bang on the back stretch. Bobby's posse arrived in the form of his bro. Donny.The 'banging spilled over to the pits and even an alleged drive-by on motor home row!While all this was taking place, Richard Petty, a known member of the Wu Tan Clan,drove to the win. As the five-oh restored order by laying a Rodney King style beat down on the homeys,Richard Petty was in the winners circle drinking a forty with the moneys and the honeys.A young driver from Owensboro Ky.(a well known entry point for international street gang members), by the name of Darrell Waltrip, was an emerging player in the 'hood,as the Nascar community was becoming to be known.Although Waltrip managed to keep his crew behind the scene for years,it came to light when he finally won the 1989 Daytona 500.The time had come for MS13 to assume their place along side the other gangs.With their driver (Waltrip) winning the prestigious race, MS13 had finally come of age.As if anyone needed any more proof of the total street gang take over of Nascar,one only needs to look at video of the after race celebration.Waltrip,with cap turned to the side, doing the Spanish gang's signature victory dance,the Icky shuffle.The gang affiliation in Nascar wasn't lost on the intelligence community and they had inserted counter OP's by the mid-seventy's.Rumored CIA double agent Dale Earnhardt and British SAS operative Bill Elliot began a back and forth win campaign,which eventually crippled the other crew's ability to secure sponsorship and thus their ability to rumble.By the turn of the new century, international intelligence agency's had so infiltrated the Nascar crews that racing was a bland,lifeless shell of it's former self. Drivers were afraid to call attention to themselves, lest they be injured or killed in a last lap "incident".The attention by the law enforcement community forced the gangs to the inter-cities,where the risks were much less ,as were the purses. NOTE! I offered up this hypothesis to CMT for their "20 Greatest Red Neck Moments II.Return Of The Neck! Although they video taped it(probably for the FBI) they declined to use it on air. As I was being shown the door I defiantly turned and grabbed my crouch and loudly proclaimed "Who's your cousin"? copyright 2010cousinrickyLLC